I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was this traffic warden writing a parking ticket with this smirk on his face. So I went to him and said, ” come on buddy , where is your Christmas spirit? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a grumpy old Scrooge. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for leaving too much space between the car and the curb!! So I told him he was a flaming Scrooge from hell. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. The he started writing a third ticket!!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him , the more tickets he wrote . I think I worked up five in total. I didn’t give a damn . My car was parked around the corner….. This one belongs to the neighbour that let’s his dog mess in my yard every day….